So You Wanna Be A…

I want to ignite that Fender
that collects dust in the corner
with the lessons I haven’t learned.
Endeavor to steal your soul with a song,
a screaming serenade to any and every one.
Pursue your exhaustion through an invigorating performance.
Endanger your virginity
with an affinity for those eyes
found through the depths of writhing yowls.
Then take you out at the knees with a quick boyish ballad.
Wait.. where’s my pick.